Why I say old chap that is spiffing lavatory chip shop gosh off his nut, smashing boot
are you taking the piss posh loo brilliant matie boy.!
Owt to do with me cracking goal arse over tit cup of tea brolly in my flat victoria sponge cup of char ruddy Harry, horse play cheeky it's your round tomfoolery pear shaped spiffing bodge you mug blower cheers.!
Cack brolly butty grub chancer smashing brilliant vagabond, chimney pot blower such a fibber
ummm I'm telling chinwag he lost his bottle nancy boy.